Karen Frantz , english speaking , stern, soft spoken or whacky

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I have been blessed to have a 5 year career in professional Singing, dancing, acting and vocal work. I even opened my own Dance Studio/Performing arts center - Karen's Dance Academy and we are celebrating 35 years this year! Due to a rare connective tissue disease I need to use my voice now

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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Oh, I have to admit these phone scams are really starting to get to me. I mean it's all day long and they're hacking local numbers to call from. They really pick on the senior citizens. I had the same guy calling me over and over again. So I may have may have wasted a little bit of his time, but hey, what can you do anyway? He calls me with a very thick accent that I can barely understand and he keeps calling me ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, listen to me, listen to me. My name is her accent and I have something to tell you. Oh dear, what do you have to tell me, mom, mom, just listen. Just listen. You have been cleared for $5,000 in your name. Oh, who do I have to kill? No, Ma'am, Ma'am, listen to me listen to me. Let's begin. No, I'm not a lesbian. I know lesbians but I'm not a lesbian. Now. I do have some really pretty ones though. And I do have to tell you, it doesn't bother me that they like the other sex, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am. I'm trying to talk to you trying to talk to you. I'm not a lesbian though. I've been married to the same man for over 20 years and that sex is amazing, ma'am, ma'am. Let let us let us start. Oh my little you should see my dog. Can you facetime me, I want you to meet my puppy dog. Oh no, ma'am. No, ma'am. His voice gets even more irritated by the minute. He keeps trying to talk over my story about how is the wonderful thespian at the theater and how wonderful it was to be on stage. Oh my little roxy girl, You would have loved to see me on stage. Yes, you would. I just know it well. Oh stop yelling. He just yells so much. Then I changed voices to a heavy breathing toddler that basically just snorted all over the phone. Oh my word, that little booger got slobber all over the phone, hold on. You know how important it is nowadays to get all the slobber off. Do you happen to have any kids? I get to see my grand baby in a few weeks. He is the sweetest. There's nothing like sniffing the top of the baby's head. Oh, I just cannot tell you. Well he's basically screaming now. Then the mailman comes by and my £115 great Pyrenees goes to town the whole barking and growling thing, if you've never heard this, I assure you. It's quite alarming. It was perfect timing, so loud and goes on forever. He just keeps yelling in the phone. When I finally get back on, I asked him, how long was the pharmacy gonna be open today? I really need to get my medications. I put the phone down and he keeps rattling on. Then I pick it up in a business tone. I'm sorry, can you tell me who you were talking to when he tells me he's looking for France. I tell him, oh dear. You do realize that you've called a mental health institute. He then after a moment hangs up, you do realize that you have contacted a mental health institute. So I'm not sure who you're trying to talk to but maybe I can help you. And then of course he hangs up. What can you do? Not Five minutes went by before another one called. This one was a different person at least this time. So I started with Mississippi Mental Health. Can I help you? Of course they hung up now. The next one. Hey sweetheart, you have reached Robbie's Roadkill Cafe fresh from the fender served nice and tender. What can I get for you today here, sweetheart? I don't know why I don't get their calls anymore.